NO TESTS REQUIRED

We don't want you hurting other people.

So, you have to pass a test to drive a car, practice medicine, be a lawyer, teach in elementary and high schools.

But, you don't need to pass a test to teach in college, be President of the United State with your hand on the nuclear button, or to be in the President's cabinet, or to be nayor, governor, or congressman, or to get married, or to be a parent, or to prepare food in a diner, or to repair airplanes carrying 350 people, or to own a gun, or to own a pit bull, or to be a high-wire aerialist catching other fliers, or to parachute from an airplane over picnic grounds, or to build skyscrapers and bridges, or to buy dynamite, or to set off massive fireworks, or to be a babysitter, or to be a school crossing guard, or to dispense drugs in a pharmacy, or to cut down 400 foot-high redwoods, or to be the GM of a manufacturing compay building and putting 5 million cars a year on the road or hundreds of airplanes in the air.

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